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Features

 AMERICAN IDOL: Crystal Clear Persuasion by Zsus
Quick quiz: What do the following have in common: Roswell, JFK, Paul McCartney, Elvis Presley, and American Idol? If you guessed “conspiracy theory,” you would be correct. While not as compelling as a UFO crash or a CIA assassination plot, the idea that producers meddle in the outcome of America’s most popular singing competition has kept fans abuzz for the past six seasons. Paul might be dead, and Elvis still eating cheeseburgers, but Carrie and Fantasia’s victories assured before they sang a note for the viewing public? Absurd! Or is it? Read on.... http://www.boredmorons.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=282

 Stay Tuned for Features by God
In an ongoing effort to alleviate boredom and morondom, we are expanding our content to include a wide variety of articles, interviews, news stories and other topical content.  This will be fun for us, and hopefully also for our readers.  Stay posted to watch this section grow.  And thanks for stopping in.

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Op-Ed

 The Power of Momentum by Stella
8 contestants have been eliminated from the early rounds of American Idol. How much did these contestants suffer from a lack of early exposure?

 That's What She Said by God
We have a LOT of unsolicited opinions about just about everything. As part of our future growth, we plan to share them with YOU. Watch this space for commentary about things you might not have thought worthy of so much introspection.

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 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 4: Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Week
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Week: Rock & Roll Never Forgets...But in This Case, I'll Make an Exception



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 9
Wedding Wars! The competitors cater a wedding overnight. Let's hope the guests have a good sense of humor.



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 5: Neil Diamond Week
Neil Diamond Week: And No One Sang That Well, Not Even The Chair



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 8
What do you do for dinner when time is short and money is tight? The drive-through is not an option.



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 6: Andrew Lloyd Webber Week
Andrew Lloyd Webber Week: Has the moon lost her memory? Or did Brooke just lose the lyric?



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 7
At last, the dessert challenge! But we're not pastry chefs, y'know. We're not into pastry. We hire people for that. Did we mention that we don't do pastry?



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 7: Mariah Carey Week
Mariah Carey Week: It Wasn't As Bad As Glitter



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 6
Beer pairings and a football tailgate party. Mebs is waaaay out of her depth.



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 8: Inspirational Songs
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 5
Our competitors finally bring it on.  Unfortunately, not in the kitchen.



 Survivor by tdoug
Survivor for the BoredSurvivor: Micronesia—Fans vs. Favorites, Episode 6
Goodbye, Gimp 1 and Gimp 2. Hello, Poop Pants!



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 9: April 1-2
Dolly Parton Week: It's Enough to Make You Crazy if You Let it



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 4
The chefs team up for a movie-themed dinner.  Nobody serves popcorn.



 Survivor by tdoug
Survivor for the BoredSurvivor: Micronesia—Fans vs. Favorites, Episode 5
Him Joel. Him heap big Cro-Magnon a-hole. Him drag gay pageant coach around obstacle course. Him make mad face when go bye-bye.



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 10: March 25-26
Womb for Improvement: Songs from the Year They Were Born



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 3
Upscale tacos.  Would you care for some Pouilly-Fuisse with those frijoles, sir?



 The Apprentice by Zsus
The Apprentice for MoronsThe Apprentice: Episode 9: The Money Shot
The teams get in a lather over a photo shoot.



 Top Chef by Mebs
Top ChefTop Chef 4 Chicago Episode 2
Challenge at the zoo. If 15 monkeys with saucepans cook for long enough,
shouldn't they statistically produce something edible?



 American Idol by Shnuglet
American IdolTop 11: March 18-19
Mop Top 11: Sir Paul Takes Second Hit of the Week, Following Announcement of Divorce Judgment



 Survivor by tdoug
Survivor for the BoredSurvivor: Micronesia—Fans vs. Favorites, Episode 4
Can’t we all just get along? Hey, at the very least this gripe-centric ep would have been a helluva lot shorter…





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Blake Lewis
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Carrie Underwood
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